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'''The Flu''' is the second episode of [[Season 3]] in [[Parks and Recreation]].
 
'''The Flu''' is the second episode of [[Season 3]] in [[Parks and Recreation]].
 
==Synopsis==
 
==Synopsis==
While planning for the local Harvest Festival, [[Leslie]] is struck with the flu and is forced to go to the hospital. [[Ron Swanson|Ron]] and [[Andy]] have a day of male bonding, and [[Tom Haverford|Tom]] hits the spa.
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While planning for the local Harvest Festival, [[Leslie Knope]] is struck with the flu and is forced to go to the hospital. [[Ron Swanson]] and [[Andy Dwyer]] have a day of male bonding, and [[Tom Haverford]] hits the spa.
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==Quotes==
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'''Ron:''' ''[to April]'' Here. I didn't know what to bring you, so I just got some magazines and lipstick. Woman stuff.
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'''Ron:''' The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
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'''Ron:''' I need to find someone to fill in for April. Now I know I'm not going to find someone who's both aggressively mean and apathetic. April really is the whole package.
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'''Andy:''' Do I have to tuck my shirt in? Because, honestly, that's kind of a dealbreaker.<br>
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'''Ron:''' Let it fly.
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'''Leslie:''' Ann's my doctor. And she's the most beautiful nurse in the world.
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'''Andy:''' ''[pointing to the computer]'' Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
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'''Leslie:''' If I was sick, could I do this?<br>
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'''Ann:''' What are you doing?<br>
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'''Leslie:''' Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?<br>
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'''Ann:''' No.
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'''Leslie:''' It's not that I don't trust Ben. It's that I don't have faith in Ben. And also I'm starting to forget who Ben is.
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'''Leslie:''' ''[to Ben]'' OK, so let's, um, talk about your opening remarks. Do you want me to write you a rap? I'll write you a rap. No, you know what? You'll never be able to pull it off. You're too white. How about a show tune or something?
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'''Andy:''' Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos.<br>
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'''Ron:''' I don't much go for ethnic food.<br>
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'''Andy:''' No no no. Trust me. They have one that's called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year.<br>
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'''Ron:''' You had me at meat tornado.
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'''Ron:''' I like Andy. I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.
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'''Chris:''' I had a dream. That she came into this room. Stole all my flu medicine and told me not to tell you and disappeared through that hole in the wall.<br>
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'''Ann:''' The door?
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'''Leslie:''' Oh, boy. Hold on. Be careful.<br>
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'''Ben:''' What?<br>
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'''Leslie:''' The floor and the wall just switched. Walk very carefully.
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'''Leslie:''' That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
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'''Leslie:''' Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?
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'''Ben:''' I got you some waffles here courtesy of J.J.'s Diner. And chicken soup courtesy of me.<br>
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'''Leslie:''' I'll take the waffles.
 
[[Category:Episodes]]
 
[[Category:Episodes]]
 
[[Category:Season 3]]
 
[[Category:Season 3]]

Revision as of 19:03, 1 December 2011

The Flu
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Season
Episode

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Jan 27, 2011
Written by
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The Flu
Ron and Tammy:Part 2

The Flu is the second episode of Season 3 in Parks and Recreation.

Synopsis

While planning for the local Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope is struck with the flu and is forced to go to the hospital. Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer have a day of male bonding, and Tom Haverford hits the spa.

Quotes

Ron: [to April] Here. I didn't know what to bring you, so I just got some magazines and lipstick. Woman stuff.

Ron: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron: I need to find someone to fill in for April. Now I know I'm not going to find someone who's both aggressively mean and apathetic. April really is the whole package.

Andy: Do I have to tuck my shirt in? Because, honestly, that's kind of a dealbreaker.
Ron: Let it fly.

Leslie: Ann's my doctor. And she's the most beautiful nurse in the world.

Andy: [pointing to the computer] Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Leslie: If I was sick, could I do this?
Ann: What are you doing?
Leslie: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Ann: No.

Leslie: It's not that I don't trust Ben. It's that I don't have faith in Ben. And also I'm starting to forget who Ben is.

Leslie: [to Ben] OK, so let's, um, talk about your opening remarks. Do you want me to write you a rap? I'll write you a rap. No, you know what? You'll never be able to pull it off. You're too white. How about a show tune or something?

Andy: Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos.
Ron: I don't much go for ethnic food.
Andy: No no no. Trust me. They have one that's called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year.
Ron: You had me at meat tornado.

Ron: I like Andy. I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.

Chris: I had a dream. That she came into this room. Stole all my flu medicine and told me not to tell you and disappeared through that hole in the wall.
Ann: The door?

Leslie: Oh, boy. Hold on. Be careful.
Ben: What?
Leslie: The floor and the wall just switched. Walk very carefully.

Leslie: That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?

Leslie: Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?

Ben: I got you some waffles here courtesy of J.J.'s Diner. And chicken soup courtesy of me.
Leslie: I'll take the waffles.