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|I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can do some fishing. Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga except I still get to kill something.|
|— Ron Swanson|
Leslie Knope is being publicly recognized for her highly-successful Harvest Festival by City Manager Paul Iaresco. During the ceremony, Paul has a heart attack and grabs Leslie’s breast as he collapses in pain. Paul being out of commission brings back Chris Traeger to temporarily fill in as City Manager. Ann Perkins, who was dumped by Chris before he left Pawnee, is subsequently uncomfortable and awkward when running into Chris for the first time.
Chris requests of Leslie more large-scale ideas to generate revenue, placing pressure on her to follow up the Harvest Festival, so she organizes what she calls a mandatory work/brainstorming retreat for the Parks and Recreation Department, a fancy name for camping in Pawnee's Wamapoke County Forest. Naturally, the rest of the office is reluctant: Ron Swanson would prefer to skip the get-together and go camping by himself (presumably at some private campground) and fish; Tom Haverford would prefer to bask in his huge tent filled with items from SkyMall; and April Ludgate hates the outdoors altogether. Ben Wyatt also comes along, but brings only a sleeping bag. To entice April to go, Andy Dwyer decides to meet her there to keep her company and he sees it as an opportunity to build a love-tent for her; however, he ends up setting the tent somewhere else. Tom expresses confusion as to why Ben, a state auditor who had been helping with Pawnee's financial problems, has not returned to his old job at Indianapolis; Ben does not explain his reasons, but it is hinted he harbors romantic feelings for Leslie.
The trip doesn’t quite go to plan for Leslie. None of her staff attempt to come up with a good idea as they deduce Leslie's grand idea will supersede any of their ideas anyway. Leslie later admits to the group that she never had an idea and expresses her concern for falling into obscurity following the Harvest Festival. Chris pays a visit during his nightly jog, and Ann leaves with him so they can clear the air. Over dinner, Chris once again acts optimistic while discussing the break-up that Ann thinks their relationship is back on and tries to kiss him but is rejected, severely embarrassing her. Everyone else decides to call it quits and head home. However, due to Tom using the car battery all day to power “Thunderdome” (the name for his tent full of his everyday needs), no one can do so.
At Jerry’s suggestion, the group heads to a nearby bed and breakfast called The Quiet Corn, an establishment run by an old lady named Elsa Clack. Elsa is an over-the-top cat lover, which creeps everyone out. Andy arrives and rebuilds the romantic tent in the yard for a flattered April. Leslie tells Ron about her mental block, worrying she will never again reproduce an idea better than the Harvest Festival. Ron, recognizing how burnt out she is, solves Leslie's problem by locking her in a bedroom and ordering her to get some sleep. With a rare full night's sleep energizing her, Leslie wakes up with numerous big ideas that are well received by Chris.
Leslie: [After Iaresco's heart attack] That was the second most awkward way a man has ever grabbed my breast.
Leslie: You only get one chance to make a second impression.
Ron: Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the ground when it's outside.
Andy: It's really important to me that April loves camping, so I went ahead and set up the ultimate campsite love nest. [the tent has heart-shaped balloons] Complete with beautiful starlight. We got champagne! Also, rose petals. [red, white, and pink petals formed into April's name] As you can see, they smell terrific. [Andy gathers some and happily throws them in the air]
Tom: What do Jay-Z, Li'l Wayne, and Drake all have in common?
Jerry: Oh! I know this one. They are all rap-pists.
Tom: Oh, my God. They're "rappers", Jerry!
Donna: Luxury Dog Park.
Leslie: ...Do you want to... tell us anymore?
Donna: Poodles only. No pooping.
April: I don't want to be here. The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. And there is a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up!
Leslie: I'm so desperate I even brought in my dream journal hoping it would inspire me.
Ann: [reading an entry] "I married ALF and we're pretty happy." That sounds nice.
Leslie: It was.
Ben: [to Leslie] I've just honestly never met someone who works as hard as you do. I mean, you're like the Energizer Bunny of city government.
Ron: [telling a scary story] And when she looked in the back of her car, she saw that even though it was her own private property she would be forced to take it in... FOR STATE INSPECTION!
April: Is there anything else to eat? The marshmallows are all gone.
Ron: We have nothing to eat. Jerry scared all the fish away with his loud, personal stories.
Ben: [hanging out in Tom's power-generated tent] Dude, camping is awesome. I love it.
Ron: [to Tom and Ben] Excuse me, gentlemen. How long have you been running power to this tent?
Tom: I don't know. How long have we been here?
Ron: Ten hours. [the power runs out]
[Ron is upset with Tom for wasting the car battery for his own personal tent]
Ron: This is ridiculous!
Tom: Look! I am used to a certain level of comfort in my life, and I didn't want to sacrifice that!
Elsa Clack: Welcome to the Quiet Corn. I am Elsa Clack. Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15 am.
April: What if we sleep to a normal hour?
Elsa Clack: Well, that would be very rude of you! [April gives a surprised look]
Ron: What the f**k is a German muffin?
Ben: [walks into a room] Oh, good Lord! [the room has cats and dolls]
Tom: I hate this place. This place is the exact opposite of SkyMall.
Ben: [reading from a commentary book] "Dear Quiet Corn, thank you for your beautiful inn. My wife and I spent three nights of ecstasy in this room." [he and Tom scream in disgust]
[Ron has locked Leslie in a bedroom]
Ron: You've been thinking about work nonstop for years. It's time to rest!
[Elsa Clack comes out to shush him]
Ron: With all due respect, Ms. Clack, stick a German muffin in it.
Leslie: Oh, my God, there's like 50 cats in here! [one of the cats meows]
Leslie: [rejuvenated after getting a good night's rest] Leslie Knope is back! Ha HA! ...Oh, my God, my breath is so bad.
[Ben and Jerry are listening to Elsa Clack play on a harpsichord in a cat-filled room; Ben tries to leave, but the door is locked so he gives up]
Ben: [to the camera] Yeah, she died like 20 minutes after that.